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INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


PHILISTINES - never too busy to help


TAGS: mao helpful
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk37782 - April 26, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Best Answer-- About as close to the truth as an American can get. After all they haven’t used the English language, spelling and grammar for decades.
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:10 am
Well Said Old Boy, That's How Philistines Talk.


GRAMMAR NAZIS - MAY GOD BE ON OUR SIDE! -


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by culos

da1nonlysage - March 13, 2013, 5:09 am
Clearly the poster failed at grammar his/herself. Grammar Nazis do not claim possession of words, punctuation, or... words.
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:23 am
My dear sir, we will fight with everthing we've got.
Derek - October 5, 2010, 4:02 pm
"They"? Don't you mean "We"?


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


YOUR CIRCLE -




THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?


TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


ARACHNOPHOBIA -


TAGS: couldnt help myself i do hate spiders though
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:20 pm
you know, I have to agree. good idea
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
reason is right
Reason - March 16, 2010, 6:35 pm
I would have went with arachnophilia.


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




OUR MODS - an infinite source of wisdom in our daily lives


TAGS: uncle rerun helps again
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - May 11, 2011, 7:44 am
Rerun sells fireworks?
rerun - May 10, 2011, 6:59 pm

Been there, done that. 5L


PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




ROAD RAGE -




SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my ass off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


CALM DOWN MOOOOOOOOOO - let's go back to Friday afternoon and try to retrace your steps


TAGS: help me rhonda
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 2:42 am
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 2:42 am
I couldn't help mooself.......someone left a shot of whiskey on the seat...
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 7:50 pm
Nice. 5L


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


CUTE? - "Help!! The cuteness is smothering me!" Don't do it! The moment he's out, he'll slash of your phallus!




HELPING -


TAGS: watchmen help
Rating: 3.62/5

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Pushkin - March 5, 2017, 9:34 pm
That's great. Good job.


INGENUITY -




HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -




CAMPING RULES -




FRIENDS -


TAGS: help friends 4 you cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
everything, this whole picture is just, awesome
fakeheart - January 12, 2011, 2:13 pm
I love this...I want to use that hat in some art. I need one like it with netting used to hide face blotches.
Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:27 pm

totally love this.


BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.


TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...


RESOLUTION -




WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


STUCK -




MAGNIFICENCE -


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am
awesome!


SOMEWHERE ON A DESERT ISLAND -


TAGS: we can t help it
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrBlack - April 8, 2010, 7:21 pm
I couldn't stop laughing at this one
Derek - February 1, 2010, 6:58 pm
Heheh grouse :})


WALLS -


TAGS: help me cubby
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

AdmiralAckbar - October 17, 2010, 3:28 pm
But I thought you jut needed your space
andnowforme0 - October 17, 2010, 1:20 am
poor people, all boxed in and nobody loves them enough to tear down the walls.
Platinu - October 12, 2010, 11:13 am
This is simply incredible. Fav'd!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 6:24 pm

this is so amsome I will spell awsome correctly
Debkins - October 11, 2010, 4:57 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:11 am

wow cub....frickin huge....fav'd and 5'd
5150monkeylove - October 11, 2010, 12:26 am
also posted on my FB
5150monkeylove - October 11, 2010, 12:23 am
Very deep and thought provoking. 5L and added to favs


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


BASEMENT STAIRS -


TAGS: basement help me
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
In your basement, I mean.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
We've all been there.
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:58 am
So that's where my Mom went...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:51 am
Oh, Thanks guys (except TTH,Claire and Aggy) You guys are mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:50 am
Jesus Lester....A man needs hobbies. And don't say "eh", that's our word. It's not cool when others use it
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:47 am
8 wonderful years eh.....
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:10 am
IT's not really Claire... I was refering to the.... oh, nevermind. I'm sick of my stupid.
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 12:07 am
Wha?
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:06 am
That was Andy Dick, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 12:02 am
Have you guys seen Claire's latest pic in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread? Don't piss her off.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:01 am
There's been such an anti-nazi thing going on here, I've just been out of practice with my spelling and grammar nazi stuff. No? Not buying it? Ok... sobriety sucks.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:00 am
Only so I could repeat again.... all the chicks were in that class!
ICEMAN - September 13, 2010, 11:44 pm
You failed typing class in HS, didn't you Aggy?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:40 pm
If my mooooo's, you mean "my" and by basement, you mean "shower" - yeah, TTH has that DVD.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 11:18 pm
Why, are you hiding something? Besides, I'm just picking up that DVD I let you borrow of the spy cam in Moo+'s basement.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:15 pm
Unless, of course, they can get a few DNA swabs off the stairs.
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 10:52 pm
To be clear...Claire is not actually "with" me. She's in Texas. No need to send the cops to my house or anything.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:40 pm
I'm with TTH. There's just something fishy about your story.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:39 pm
Just one voice, mooooo?
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 10:35 pm
I find that very hard to believe. Don't get me wrong, I've heard the screaming and the rattling of chains coming from your cellar.... But you? Sober? Not fucking likely. Nice try Cow.
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 10:23 pm
WOW! thats well done!
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 10:18 pm

so good it actually scares me. worthy of 50L's


WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated


TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works


NO PARKING ZONE -




If you're not with me when I'm failing -




PHOBIAS -


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles


DEVOTED WIFE -


TAGS: comas help
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:26 pm
i know this already but had to laugh. great joke, nice desperate face. 5!
CANADA - April 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
BWAHAHAHA! 5L
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 6:07 pm
Good one!


FRIENDS -


TAGS: skeleton in the closet day your best friends helped you put them there
Rating: 4.35/5

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Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Nice one Grey!


MYSTERIES -




BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?


TAGS: whale beach fat rescue help
Rating: 3.5/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


THAT'S WHAT - friends are for


TAGS: helping friend move
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - May 19, 2011, 8:25 pm
i think it would take more than 5 bottles to deal with that.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
ROFLMAO! Reminds me of helping a friend move five times in six years... The beer was great! 5 bottles


constipation -


TAGS: just helping
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2015, 9:16 pm
To be honest Prissy, I've done the door version. When I saw this take on that old standby, I just HAD to share it and my reaction when I saw it? 'That'll scare the 'shift' outa ya!' Too funny to keep to myself! You should see what I do with pop rocks!!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:22 pm
Dizz...why does this poster seem to reek of 5L personal experience? Mental note to self...use the gas station bathroom before dizz invites me over for that coffee.


YOU TRY TO BE HELPFUL - and what does it get you?


TAGS: helpful mod
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

Koradan - July 16, 2010, 11:56 am
I gave it 5 Ls as well. Math geek, fully admitting it!!
corneredbadger - July 15, 2010, 11:25 pm
that made me smile. also the answer is 47
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 7:54 pm
Just sayin' 5L!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 7:49 pm
nice implementation, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:46 pm
ROR! I love it!


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


SMALL WORLD -




FEAR -


TAGS: omg help cubby
Rating: 4.46/5

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JMcK - March 2, 2011, 3:18 pm
5 Lions for the Awsome Kong pic that's a big girl that little asian chick just escaped death


HELP OUT WHERE YOU CAN - I'd Love To Help You Out... Which Way Did You Come In


TAGS: help out
Rating: 4.44/5

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CHRISTMAS BREAK -




GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND - Why didn't America save us when we REALLY needed it?!


TAGS: germany england america no help
Rating: 4.15/5

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manticore - June 28, 2010, 7:34 am
5L's for Germany
Kung-Fu Devil - June 28, 2010, 5:51 am
Thanks Moo+ for the backhander. Forseti: Yeah but those 5 meant nothing. They were in a friendly, so I never got ahead of myself like the rest of us.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 3:51 am
5 WEMBLEY-GOALS! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:34 pm
In fact. 5L....(I still think you're a tool)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:31 pm
Subtle.


THE FOX AND THE HOUND -




PARENTING -


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


HELP... - Some people are beyond it


TAGS: help tosser
Rating: 3.73/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2010, 3:30 pm
lol what is a 31 year old the 60th trimester? hmmm abortion might be illegal in the 60th trimester...
Derek - November 14, 2009, 7:16 am
His mother should consider a post-partum abortion.


IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
You bastard!!!


SPACEDOG - always hated duck-n-cover drills at school


TAGS: like they would help
Rating: 3.5/5

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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:20 pm
(LUKE...I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER) (COME TO THE BARK SIDE OF THE FORCE) BTW, thanks and 5Ls.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:18 pm
Heh. Damn straight Airman, duck and cover was total BS. The centrifuge training was awesome till they made me start wearing that mask. It made my voice sound cool but was uncomfortable as hell. I could do great Darth Vader impressions.
ronsart - January 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Perfect! 5L
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2010, 8:00 pm
Amsome!


Spiderpig -


TAGS: hero power animal lol funny service business donut simpson epic help box better huh
Rating: 3.08/5

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How about his - May 2, 2009, 5:57 pm
evil twin, that trys to destroy the world using the pigflue for masspanic?


TEAMWORK - So you only have to do half the work!




HONESTY -


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm
LOL


SENILITY -


TAGS: sleep helps brain mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 8:18 pm
Or maybe you won't notice


YOU CAN PLEASE - some of the people some of the time




ZIPPERS -


TAGS: pain ouch help cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2011, 12:36 am
It wasn't exactly a well thought out plan.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 9:28 pm
I want to hear this story...
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 9:25 pm
How'd you get the beans over the frank?
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 8:52 pm
5 Frank and Beans


ASK FOR THE GROUP DISCOUNT -


TAGS: help a friend back up
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sean - April 3, 2011, 5:16 pm
Who'd a thought there'd be money to be made in golden showers?! Just call me naive, I guess. Doubt if it's a growth industry though -- but maybe that's just the naive thingy acting up again.
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:38 pm

she is world famous for her "sit in" protest in the mens urinal at MotiCon 2007. We wouldn't let her perform her Lenny Bruce imitation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:35 pm
I know who it is...I'm still looking for the "celebrity"
ICEMAN - April 1, 2011, 7:22 pm
mrwhyte, you say that like it is a bad thing.
Reality Lord - April 1, 2011, 6:25 pm

she's from my home town dude. canada rocks. shame google isn't based in canada. free boobies up here.
mrwhyte - April 1, 2011, 5:56 pm
That's Avril Laveigne however you spell it.. Another time to prove you don't know shit about Canada :)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 12:49 am

That is Angela Landsbury.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:04 pm
OK I'm in.....where's the celebrity?
boeweizer - March 31, 2011, 10:46 pm
a friend in need deserves 5 crusty urinals
pzykosiz - March 31, 2011, 7:28 pm
is she sitting in a urinal? and if so, why is she in the mens? 5L's
rerun - March 31, 2011, 6:15 pm

excellent, I am all in with a helping hand.


DETERMINATION -




COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: calendar say something good help
Rating: 4.44/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:24 pm
I think I make a sign with this pic. There's no need to talk anymore. Just show my new sign... thx for this ^^


FLUSHED -




ADVERTISING - When searching for advice on motifaking This might be a good way for me to get someones attention.


TAGS: need help motifaking
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:58 pm
bring here the beer...lol


IBRA - Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.




ALCOHOL - ( noun ) a nasty tasting liquid that is utilized to assist white people to dance .


TAGS: alcohol help white people dance
Rating: 4.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:26 am
Assists, and in most cases, does not 5uceed. Sometimes makes them dance worse. LOL


BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


WHOSE CRUEL IDEA -


TAGS: lithsp oh what ever moooooooo i need your help here
Rating: 3.18/5

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crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 1:27 am
probably the same asshole who put three t's in "stutter" =)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Interesting (computer) language (too many brackets (don't you agree?))
BriaHere - August 26, 2009, 9:59 am
Agreed, I have a lisp, not an obvious one, but enough to annoy me.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Have no idea where he got it from...but I was laughing my ass off when he got all worried. Too funny!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I don't know why Ron made that poster anyways.....I was too honored to ask him.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
Thats tho nithe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:39 pm
I hate typing on my laptop, so i'm just gonna say right now that I;ve give 5's to everything Bone has posted today......same goes for LD.


WEED -


TAGS: michael phelps weed legalize
Rating: 2.89/5

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BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
It may not have helped him win medals but it WOULD explain his 12,000 calorie a day meal schedule.
MachoTurnip - August 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
Weed- not a performance enhancing drug..therefore can not make you do this however it can make you THINK you are doing it..which is a whole different story haha


IT'S ALL GOOD -




I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.


TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.


TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 11:15 am
Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.


QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!


TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




GUIDANCE COUNSELING -


TAGS: call help phone home cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - December 30, 2010, 9:04 pm
Call it.
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:41 pm

would
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:41 pm

hmmmmm, with that area code this woud be a local call for me.


ASK - and ye shall receive


TAGS: little help
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 9:26 pm

hey...I want the recipe too.
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
LOL love it
Airman - August 25, 2010, 1:17 pm
oh sure, I provide a platform for Recipe Exchanges, and I don't even get a copy? harrrumph
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 10:29 pm
If cubby just sent a boob pic, I'm retiring my banhammer.
Cubbybear - August 24, 2010, 10:28 pm
Check your PM...enjoy
thatonechick - August 24, 2010, 10:20 pm
I could always use some good recipes...
Cubbybear - August 24, 2010, 10:14 pm
The thing is being a culinary master ,I could have gave TOC a really good recipe
Bartimaeus - August 24, 2010, 9:04 pm
thought*, not "this." Can't type today.
Bartimaeus - August 24, 2010, 9:03 pm
I for one, this those were well researched and thought-out suggestions. 5/5
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:01 pm
the bash quotes are always gems. 5l's
Anonymous2 - August 24, 2010, 6:01 pm
Marinate them in Italian dressing for about 30 minutes, then grill.


DAY THREE -


TAGS: new mods sned help your mom
Rating: 4.9/5

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CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:09 pm
Oh this is a gem!
crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 10:01 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH (deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


APPROVALS -


TAGS: the mods try to help
Rating: 4.88/5

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darkhartx1 - December 16, 2010, 4:29 am
Donkasaurus, Actually Yes I do. You missed my point, therefore you don't get it.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:47 pm

this is awesome...how did i miss this!
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 10:43 am
course it is dark...you just dont get it.
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:10 am
This isn't even a joke 5L
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
got some red and green duct tape for the holidays too. you never can have to much duct tape, just sayin
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
WallyWorld has those. Wow. They gots everything.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:57 pm
got one, they were on sale this week at Walmart. BOGO is a good deal
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Get a life.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love owl posters!! 5L
pzykosiz - December 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
nice. 5L's
Donkasaurus - December 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
HAHAHAH! Hilarious!


CUBBYFAKE - A Fine Tradition August 7, 2008 @ 4:14PM Happy Anniversary Cubby


TAGS: cubby helping make motifake what it is today thanks cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:27 am
Thank [email protected] lester.
lesterinside - August 8, 2010, 12:38 am
Hail Cubby!!! Congrats, Master. Ang tindi mo!
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 11:08 pm
I am producing...LOL
rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:48 pm

as long as he remembers that tomorrow the anniversary is over and once again he will be forced to produce.
spacedog - August 7, 2010, 10:42 pm
Congrats Cubby. Well deserved.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 8:37 pm

@Cubby....this place would probably look quite different had you not been here or stayed. I think the new logo is a testament to that being a FACT.
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 8:13 pm
Congratulations. But, over 40 = greybeard? That is still YOUNG!!!
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 5:45 pm
"y" because he love you.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 2:29 pm
LMAO @ the placement of the "y"
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:39 pm
It because of all of us. I just brought in the pervs and sickos...LOL!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake may not have started because of you, but it is what it is today because of you.
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:12 pm
I remember LogicDude Starting the Sage Greybeards of MotiFake for us dudes over 40. It wasn't even a rank back then. Pocelina and the Satanic nuns,The strange Dutch chick Signe, who would post these weird pic of herself....memories
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:04 pm
I was just searching for demotivational posters through Google. We didn't even have a forum when I joined. No nudity...then we had nudity...then no nudity again. We had to join to post, so I joined. Mr. M was the only mod back then.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 12:56 pm

OK, just how did you discover Motifake? It was less than a month (I think) old when you joined
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:53 pm
But the rest of you is double digits! LOL!
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 12:51 pm
Thank you all.Hard to believe my user # is a single digit. 5/5 Rerun
Sparrowgirl - August 7, 2010, 11:47 am
Congrats Cubby!!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 10:12 am
Congratulations Cubby!!!
thatonechick - August 7, 2010, 10:11 am
Almost as fun as da-angus90-fuck.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:09 am

hello Mike34, aka funxxx. Thank you for giving this a 2L. You have been on the radar for a while now, now you are a target. Giving a 2L to a tribute poster to the individual who has made motifake what it is....douchebag move.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:00 am

Cubby - Thank you for helping make motifake what it is today. Keep up the great work.


MAIDS -


TAGS: clean help dirty girls cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - January 28, 2011, 9:00 pm
Aggy...you can have the short one...she's lazy. Skips foreplay ...LOL!
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:40 pm
Love the caption, Cubby.... top notch! Ok, now that I've been nice, c'mon... you know there's only one that I want!


DUDE -




WALMART -




CHARITY -


TAGS: help breasts cure save cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:15 pm

Chartity begins at home, make sure you help your wife check hers for lumps on a daily basis (strictly for medical/health reasons)


CAMOUFLAGE - Hiding the good parts so they wouldn't be a distraction.




IMPOTANCE -


TAGS: help im old cubby
Rating: 4.45/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:51 am
BUTTERFACE!!! Where is the bag with the mouth hole at?


PEE PANTS -


TAGS: help i need an adult
Rating: 4.45/5

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THE THREE STOOGES..ER...MODS..COUGH COUGH -


TAGS: fp rl moooooooo aggy rejection comments thnx for the help moooooooooooo
Rating: 4.44/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:24 pm
hehe
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:06 pm
now I understand...


A HELPING HAND -


TAGS: greybeard psa help hands cubby
Rating: 4.39/5

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hootizz - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Richard..?? Richard Branson.., is that you..??


CRY BABY -




HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: that will help her get into the right college too
Rating: 4.35/5

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BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 8:42 pm
Thanks Face
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 8:24 pm
Perfect! 5L


EPILOGUE -


TAGS: hell has no fury with a little help from shakespeare
Rating: 4.35/5

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BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 2:30 pm
Thanks GS
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 2:07 pm
well worth the wait, 5L
BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
TRuer words...That reminds me, why isn't Tigers wife at the Masters this week hmmmm.
Airman - April 9, 2010, 2:00 pm
looks like you still don't care LOL 5
BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 1:58 pm
Thanks Face
BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 1:57 pm
LMFAO...It's that Airman "Bone Knows the Rules..." poster that gets me every time!!!
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 1:55 pm
Well, I put you through the wringer, but I agree, it's excellent! 5 altered photos! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 1:54 pm
Very nice bone!


SHARK! -


TAGS: yell scream hollar help cubby
Rating: 4.32/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 5:44 pm
Amsome. I expected to see this one done as a photobomber - you're doing it right type of bs. Not from u cub but that is what i expected so i am glad a fakin genius such as yourself did it first.


FEAR -




VOWEL MOVEMENT -


TAGS: bosnia help
Rating: 4.29/5

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Mongo - September 8, 2010, 1:23 pm
Clever


UM, SICK - We know you are trying to be helpful, but this may not be the right venue


TAGS: he just wants to help
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:35 pm
didn't know that Sick.. would have made it differently.
sickartist - March 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
As a decorated combat veteran, I am always ready hahahaha 5L


WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine


TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm
how did ya know what I see?


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